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9/9/2008 don't work so hardWORKER DEAD AT DESK FOR 5 DAYS New York Times 1-22-03 Bosses of a publishing firm are trying to work out why no one noticed that one of their employees had been sitting dead at his desk for FIVE DAYS before anyone asked if he was feeling okay. George Turklebaum, 51, who had been employed as a proof-reader at a New York firm for 30 years, had a heart attack in the open-plan office he shared with 23 other workers. He quietly passed away on Monday, but nobody noticed until Saturday morning when an office cleaner asked why he was still working during the weekend. His boss Elliot Wachiaski said: "George was always the first guy in each morning and the last to leave at night, so no one found it unusual that he was in the same position all that time and didn't say anything. He was always absorbed in his work and kept much to himself." A post mortem examination revealed that he had been dead for five days after suffering a coronary. Ironically, George was proofreading manuscripts of medical textbooks when he died. You may want to give your co-workers a nudge occasionally. *Moral of the story: Don't work too hard. Nobody notices anyway. 6/16/2008 jokes..Ed's fren A: do u all wan to catch movie "KungFu Panda"?
Ed's fren B: wat tis movie about?
Ed's fren A: oh, it is about a panda knows kung fu.
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On mrt, going back cck
Kevin reading newspaper... thinking of buying football betting game Kevin: how do u call Turkey in mandarin ah?
Shanice: ... (thinking)
Kevin: oh! is it 火鸡？http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%E7%81%AB%E9%B8%A1
Shanice: LOL ^0^ ~~~
is 土耳其 lo~
i always blur blur and very often almost fall while walking or ascending bus
one day, kevin warns me to be careful while crossing road
he said:" 你呀，过马路前记得东张西望"
me: @.@ !!~
my hubby very 'good' in mandarin.. me very 'good' in english.. gd combination.
wife: my perfume is finishing. wat should i do ah?
husband: bath more.
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4/27/2008 看开点i was telling my fren something bother me recently
knowing it is small thing and it will come to the end eventually
but yet still anxious and worry
fren gav me tis expression: then i said: "Wat?!?!.. wat the heck?"
his reply:" 看开点 "
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But.. i really appreciate tat. he always bring the joy
break the ice and kick ass the cloudy atmosphere
so, .. don't worry and be hapi!
P.S. whenever u r upset, do cock eye.. y? so tat u can 看开点!!!~ ha.. 1/19/2008 another testanother test via face-book:
You tend to be the supporting pillar in relationships - people depend on you. Thoughtful and caring, you often put others needs first and its not enough to help your friends alone. You want to give to the world. An idealist, you aim for positive change and dream big about how much better the world could be.
how much better the world could be.. hmm...
like no need to work and got $ to spend on watever i wan???
hahahhaha
or may b a more serious one..
(1) ppl will reduce use of paper & plastic bags, recycle those can be recycled?
not easy... ppl tend to forget about it.. like.. y u need to use a small plastic bag to content a margarine before put it inside another bigger plastic bag with only a loaf gardenia bread inside? and we can hardly reuse tat small plastic
not only we need to be educated.. but especially those who pack our thing in plastic bagssss
(2) rich ppl stop buying super expensive things which they already have a lot or they don't really need it
poor ppl can get better basic living essential/environtment
cruel fact:
rich ppl buys wat they wan
poor ppl can only buy wat they need
(3) lesser racist, terrorist..
sigh.. forget it.. so bloody impossible.. even is lesser..
P.S. i don't dream big.. i just wish i won't be dreaming everynight and hav good sleep
5/18/2007 3 Chemists joke - 2007.05.16 WedOnce upon a time (2007.05.16 Wed),
WY was tidy-ing the ICP stds.
sorting out the not-yet-expired, going-to-expired, just-expired and expired long long time ago.
tidy-ing... ... tidy-ing... ...
tidy-ing... ... tidy-ing... ...
tidy-ing... ... tidy-ing... ...
So, finally she was done.. and she decided to throw away the 'expired long long time' ago.
Ed came in at the right moment and volunteered to help.
But he find it very pity to throw away the std.
WY said softly and cool (as usual) "then.. drink it?..."
"there were 3 bottles, each chemist drink one bottle?" ~Ed
LOL~~~~~
ah hem.. not very funny.
But 3 chemists were LOL like dunno wat that time.
err.. in case u curious where is the 3rd chemist? I am the 3rd one.
In fact i did say something after the "incident", i did participate in "THREE chemist joke".
I said, "then from tis onward tis lab with have 3 funny ghost liao, LOL"
.. the other 2 chemists walking out the lab when i said tat... leaving me n my voice behind... as usual... T-T... sob...
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